1. What size turkey? The rule of thumb here is 3/4 to a pound of turkey per person. If you are a person who loves turkey leftovers, then opt for slightly more, maybe an additional 1/2 a pound. If you know that your crowd is going to be huge, think about getting two smaller turkeys. They thaw and cook faster, and they tend to be more moist.
2. The turkey is still frozen. Place the turkey in a bath of cool water, this will cause the bird to thaw faster. We use a large cooler or one side of a double sink. You should allow about a half an hour per pound. If possible, change the water about every 30 minutes or so. Thawing a turkey at room temperature is not recommended for health reasons. Thawing a turkey in the refrigerator takes about 5 hours per pound. Allow yourself plenty of time.
3. What about basting? Most cooks agree that basting is only a skin treatment. It facilitates browning and crisping. You can skip basting by generously rubbing the turkey with oil or butter before placing it in the oven. Remember, if you insist on basting, allow a little extra cooking time. Every time you open the oven door you allow the heat to escape.
4. When is the turkey done? The best way to know is to insert a thermometer into the center of the thigh. When that meat has reached an internal temperature of 180 degrees, the turkey is done. Meats will continue to cook even after they are removed from the oven, and the temperature will rise a few degrees while it sits on the counter.
5. Transferring the turkey. It's big, it's hot. it's slippery. A roasting rack is the easiest, but they can be pricey. An easy alternative is to scrunch up aluminum foil in each hand to protect from the heat and lift the bird from the pan. Try to lift from each cavity, don't grab a leg and pull.
6. How to keep the turkey warm? Allow the turkey to rest about 20 minutes after you take it out of the oven. Of course, this means that the meat will cool, but it helps to settle the juices and makes it easier to carve. Before placing the sliced turkey on the platter, run the dish under very hot water so it does not further cool the meat. Also, hot gravy can solve the problem of cold meat.
7. Kitchen not big enough. Try solving this problem when you are choosing your menu. Prepare dishes that can be placed side by side in the oven. Remember that you only have a limited number of burners, so limit your side dishes, or cook in shifts. For instance, cook mashed potatoes ahead of time and keep them warm in a bath of hot water.
8. The gravy looks good but has no flavor. Reach for the fortified alcohol. Don't drink it, although that may help, add it to your gravy. Port, sherry and madeira will add richness to most any sauce. The drippings can be made more flavorful, by adding seasonal fruits or vegetables to the cavity. After cooking, remove and purée them for a gravy that is thick and flavorful.
9. Let go and delegate. Even though you may be running around like a chicken with its head cut off, it is sometimes easier just to do it yourself. Therefore, think of a series of non-cooking tasks that your guests can do. Putting ice in the glasses, opening the wine, making the coffee. Or better yet, tell helpful guests to stick around until clean up time.
10. The dreaded clean up. Enlist the family to start washing some of the dishes while you are still preparing the meal. If possible, get the cooking dishes out of the way. That just leaves the eating dishes for after the meal. Sometimes, though, this just isn't feasible, so at least put dishes in to soak. An inch or two of water can make a big difference. If you are using the good stuff, heirloom crystal and china, line the sink with a towel before washing. This pads the bottom for all of the helpful butter fingers.
11. Remember to take the time to be thankful. Guests... your host has just given you a wonderful gift. Make sure you express your appreciation. And hosts.. you have continued an American tradition. That table weighted down with food demonstrates how truly blessed we are.